birdy: goooooogle desktop
Mandlebug: ill google /your/ desktop
Mandlebug: google the fuck out of it
Mandlebug: ;D
birdy: !! you’re making me blush
Mandlebug: mmm you like those documents don’t you
Mandlebug: i leaf carelessly through your folders
birdy: b— but that file or folder is currently in use!
Mandlebug: not anymore~
Mandlebug: i open the task manager slowly
birdy: oh god my cpu usage is rising
Mandlebug: there’s sooo many processes running in here
Mandlebug: you dirty girl you
Mandlebug: looks like someone is getting a security scan later
birdy: mm create a dump file on my chest
Mandlebug: you win this round birdy

[02:24] PZ: Im indulging myself in a red delicious apple
[02:24] IM: mmmm i am jelly
[02:24] PZ: Its not a red delicious… but its an apple which is red and delicious
[02:24] IM: lmao
[02:25] PZ: I would be all totally about sharing this apple with you
[02:26] IM: i reach at my computer zzcreen longingly
[02:27] PZ: I sensually rub the apple against my screen
[02:28] IM: mmm oh yeah juzzt like that
[02:28] IM: man that zzticker lookzz great on you
[02:28] IM: but it’d look even better on my floor ;)
[02:28] PZ: It’s so juicy and wet it blurs my chat window
[02:28] IM: or in my zztomach becauzze i accidentally eat them alwayzz
[02:29] PZ: I slowly peel the PLU tag sticker from my cheek and flick it onto the floor
[02:29] IM: you dirty girl you
[02:29] IM: …wait
[02:29] IM: izz that a bruizze i zzee
[02:29] IM: who’zz been hitting you
[02:30] IM: and don’t tell me you ran into the doorknob again