but only because i’ve put a lot of thought into a perfectly cracky ship that i’m instantly in love with.

dave/roxy.

i mean, think about it. dave would totally treat her so much better than dirk would. completely ignoring the fact that dirk likes jake. i mean, dirk’s an abrasive asshole. dave’s just a mildly obnoxious coolkid that has a huge ego that loves being fed.

roxy would totally feed that ego, and mean it 100%. they’d have awesome parties together, locking their arms and doing shots. dave would dj awesomely, and roxy would be his groupie.

dave would actually take her out, whereas dirk would probably just chastise her for being drunk and tell her to sober up or he’s not taking her anywhere. dirk’s too absorbed in his robots to really pay attention to her, anyway.

dave’s got his sbahj and the arduous task of dropping sick beats. he could use a girl that’ll give him all of her attention, dote upon him, and be ready for anything. she’d bring him a beer and his latest copy of gamebro whenever he got home from work. they’d play videogames together.

dirk would come home, go straight to work on his robots, or lecture roxy about how ‘it’s far too early to be this drunk.’

dave would find her hilarious in an endearing way.

all aboard? <3