On an elevator at the airport
Business Guy: Wow that's quite the ring you have!
***Every other business guy turns around to look***
Me: Ah...haha...yeah...
BG: I bet you could really knock a guy out with that, huh? But you don't do that do you?
Me: No, but I would like to sometimes.
BG: Not all of us are bad, I promise.
Me: **get out of my head, business guy...**
Dec 11th